Male Translations
An Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary - what Males say and what
they really mean!
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"Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass."
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"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
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"I need you." = "My hand is tired."
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"I am different from all the other guys." = "I am not circumcised."
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"I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of masturbation."
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"You're the only girl I've ever cared about." = "You are the only girl
who hasn't rejected me."
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"I really want to get to know you better." = "So I can tell my friends
about it."
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"It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots, and she'll have her
legs around my head."
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"She's kinda cute." = "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over
the head might be necessary."
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"I don't know if I like her." = "She won't sleep with me."
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"I miss you so much." = "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting
to look good."
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"Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
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"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" = "Is my penis really
that small?"
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"I had a wonderful time last night." = "Who the hell are you?"
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"Do you love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
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"Do you 'really' love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you're going
to find out sooner or later."
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"How much do you love me?" = "I've done something really stupid and someone's
on their way to tell you by now."
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"I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."
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"I'll give you a call." = "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild
dogs than see you again."
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"I've been thinking a lot." ="You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
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"I think we should just be friends." = "You're ugly."
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"I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!!!!"
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"I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" = "I gotta turn on
my answering machine."
Submitted by Stephen Graham