Male Translations

• "Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass."
• "I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
• "I need you." = "My hand is tired."
• "I am different from all the other guys." = "I am not circumcised."
• "I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of masturbation."
• "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." = "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
• "I really want to get to know you better." = "So I can tell my friends about it."
• "It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
• "She's kinda cute." = "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
• "I don't know if I like her." = "She won't sleep with me."
• "I miss you so much." = "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."
• "Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
• "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" = "Is my penis really that small?"
• "I had a wonderful time last night." = "Who the hell are you?"
• "Do you love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
• "Do you 'really' love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
• "How much do you love me?" = "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
• "I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."
• "I'll give you a call." = "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
• "I've been thinking a lot." ="You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
• "I think we should just be friends." = "You're ugly."
• "I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!!!!"
• "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" = "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

                        Submitted by Stephen Graham